Gimme

For Me?

Hi! My name's Dani and i'm 19, (wowie wow) Idek anymore i'm just kinda here...
I'm pretty sure I'm going to put my blog under construction during Spring Break, so just a heads up!
http://textsfromtitanfood.tumblr.com/post/81625183222/more-snk-actor-au-theres-that-scene-where-mikasa

textsfromtitanfood:

more snk actor au

there’s that scene where mikasa throws eren into the wall and it takes forever to film it because mikasa isn’t throwing eren hard enough and eren’s like “it’s ok! throw me as hard as you can, you won’t hurt me!” and then she does and they have to call a paramedic.

alternatively…

1 minute ago
2,397 notes

avianawareness:

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

The world will soon understand why birds are so awesome and deserve to be our overlords. 

(via halfbloodprinceofsass)

1 hour ago
2,983 notes

shogoakuji:

aoba brings koujaku and noiz to toue’s tower thing

koujaku at one point is disarmed

he picks up noiz and yells

'I'LL BEAT A MOTHERFUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER'

(via papa-noiz)

1 hour ago
72 notes

zayntreehill:

‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY

(Source: sooyounged, via haaaaaaaaaaytham)

1 hour ago
140,452 notes

textsfromtitanfood:

Eren: Dad, why did you turn me into a titan?

Grisha: It’s a metaphor 

16 minutes ago
1,780 notes

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via thepacificrimjob)

39 minutes ago
28,380 notes

til-the-end-of-the-line-bucky:

❒ Single

❒ Taken

✔ Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky

(via haaaaaaaaaaytham)

1 hour ago
1,921 notes
kvotheunkvothe:

whoduhthunkit:

depressingfinland:

chibisuz:

depressingfinland:

234937289:

Bus seats in Finland - for the unsocial people, like me.

Rule number one in Finnish public transport culture: Don’t sit next to anyone. Unless the seats are like this.In every other cases fill the spots from window seats. Then standing up seats. If the bus gets crowded sit next to someone but sit as far as possible from the other person and turn your head to look to the completely different direction. Don’t say a word. And if you’re the one sitting next to window pray all the gods that the other person leaves before you, because otherwise you’d have to speak to him/her. Usually it’s something like “Umm..ileavenow”. Remember, no sorries or smiles. Just say it as low and fast as possible without making any eye contact. 

legit advise for people visiting finland. that “ileavenow” is “mä jään täs” in finnish. it’s okay if you don’t pronounce it perfectly right because the only reason someone would talk to strangers in public transport is to ask them to move, so they will get the hint. 
BUT! usually just things like putting your phone away and rustling your bag and looking like you are about to leave will do the trick. no need for words.
….and this is how you wait for a bus in finland:


Reblogging because of that picture. So true. And familiar.

This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen…what the actual fuck. It almost seems like a joke but I feel like it’s actually serious????

In Finland strangers try to stay the fuck out of your personal space? I’M MOVING TO FINLAND.

kvotheunkvothe:

whoduhthunkit:

depressingfinland:

chibisuz:

depressingfinland:

234937289:

Bus seats in Finland - for the unsocial people, like me.

Rule number one in Finnish public transport culture: Don’t sit next to anyone. Unless the seats are like this.

In every other cases fill the spots from window seats. Then standing up seats. If the bus gets crowded sit next to someone but sit as far as possible from the other person and turn your head to look to the completely different direction. Don’t say a word. 

And if you’re the one sitting next to window pray all the gods that the other person leaves before you, because otherwise you’d have to speak to him/her. Usually it’s something like “Umm..ileavenow”. Remember, no sorries or smiles. Just say it as low and fast as possible without making any eye contact. 

legit advise for people visiting finland. that “ileavenow” is “mä jään täs” in finnish. it’s okay if you don’t pronounce it perfectly right because the only reason someone would talk to strangers in public transport is to ask them to move, so they will get the hint. 

BUT! usually just things like putting your phone away and rustling your bag and looking like you are about to leave will do the trick. no need for words.

….and this is how you wait for a bus in finland:

image

Reblogging because of that picture. So true. And familiar.

This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen…what the actual fuck. It almost seems like a joke but I feel like it’s actually serious????

In Finland strangers try to stay the fuck out of your personal space? I’M MOVING TO FINLAND.

(via madkips)

1 hour ago
22,201 notes

jaclcfrost:

people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not

(via haaaaaaaaaaytham)

1 hour ago
9,110 notes

sexybritishllama:

u know everyone always talks about sexual tension but is there such a thing as platonic tension

like ‘wow youre really cool and funny and i want to be your friend but i dont feel like we’re there yet im just gonna stand here and hope you engage me in conversation’

(via steppingoncellphones)

1 hour ago
38,372 notes